Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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