You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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