She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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