i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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