good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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