i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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