Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
