I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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