This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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