i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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