I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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