I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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