She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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