I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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