I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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