Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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