Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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