I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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