The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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