i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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