Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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