Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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