so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
false alarm, still single
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
