I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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