worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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