well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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