Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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