That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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