they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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