I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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