You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
