I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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