thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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