I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
