You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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