North Korea, Best Korea!
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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