i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
