my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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