The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Randomize
