wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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