Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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