Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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