i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The chlamydia really affected his face.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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