just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
why is half of my head shaved?
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