Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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