whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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