if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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