i just had sex bonerless
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
