He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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