Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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