The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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