I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
This gyro tastes like lonliness
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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