I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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